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agentnorthcarolina:

you ever look at someone after finding out their age and you’re like you’re not that age. you aren’t that old. you are not 43 joel pearce heyman. why do you not age are you a vampire tell us your secrets.

2srooky:

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”

arcanelibrarian said: BUTTS. Grif butt.

goddessofsax:

Blue, brown, and green eye colors

majorkimblee:

i love how no one messes with avatar the last airbender. there are people who are like, wow you watch doctor who? fucking nerd. you watch anime? gosh you’re such a weirdo. you watch avatar the last airbender? oh man you know that’s pretty cool so um what kind of bender would you be omg isn’t toph badass and don’t get me started on appa

things to call lavernius tucker that would probably piss him off

cortanablue:

  • laverny
  • tucky
  • tuck tuck
  • tucky tuck tuck
  • not big enough
  • a terrible leader and the reason why agent washington is gone
  • laverny tucky tuck tuck
bigbossramsxy whispered: what if geoff was like those fainting goats and he got scared and just bleated and fell over in his seat (well he did fall over when jack was playing)

buttsmut:

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this is the cutest thing ive ever heard of!!!!

p-a-n-s-y:

shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

[friends don't invite you to something]
cr1tikal voice: alright I'll go fuck myself then

lost-in-hammerspace:

This has been a psa about Aesthetic Attraction by me